Are you a snowboarder?
Do you have a taste for the esoteric, the obscured, the hermetic, the occluded? Do you see the fnords?
Do you love a great bargain?
I love my Illuminati Pentagon snowboard (look left) and I thought I’d never have the chance for another Illuminati board, until now.
Lance Pitman of Illuminati Snowboards has a groupon like deal: If he can get 50 pre-orders @ $50, he’ll do a limited 2011 run of grand spankin’ new custom snowboards boards.
Just in case you don’t know, Illuminati Snowboards was famous for creating insanely great boards. Boards that, if sold by a major manufacturer, and if sold in a chain, would cost huge dinero. They, however, sold direct to the public at excellent prices.
Then they would sell planks with minor cosmetic errors (mine has a tiny printing error) mid-summer, for crazy prices. That’s how I got my Pentagon.
More orders = lower $, starting @ $325.
Direct sale to you + no store = great pricing.
Yes, I’ve already pre-ordered. Yes I want my riding friends to have one of these and not only because I’ll get to order one too.
Look around online for reviews of Illuminati boards. Then, Sign Up – http://bit.ly/eKgHfq
Please Note, You will have to sign in, but don’t worry. Lance is a Good Guy