What hath Mel Gibson wrought?
I can just imagine the scene in Glassport Pennsylvania. The Easter Bunny writhing on the ground while Roman soldiers flail him with whips, all the while mocking him, for bringing eggs to children.
In the background, of course, the evil, female, devil vole slinks about, egging them on.
I wonder how you say, “Peter Cottontail, King of the Rabbits” in Latin? Anybody want to try? “Petrus de Cotton Constituet te Dominus in regem cuniculorum,” so says Google Translate.